He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize