It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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