were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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