i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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