it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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