Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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