Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
try to milk me bitch
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