they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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