This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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