Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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