This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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