I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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