is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I smell like Dick and happiness
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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