he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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