there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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