just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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