My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
and you fell through a lawn chair
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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