I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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