At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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