1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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