plz talk dirty to me
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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