You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
