im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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