Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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