just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hippo gnu deer
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
