i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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