Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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