She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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