so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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