My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize