Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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