Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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