So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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