I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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