Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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