Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
operation have a gay friend backfired
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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