What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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