ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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