i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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