Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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