Your dad touched me again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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