Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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