Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's blow job season.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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