Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Do plants get herpes?
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