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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Come see our sink grown plant.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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