He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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I'm sobbing to NWA
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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