like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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