And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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