Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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