Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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