he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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