At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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