Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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