There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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