would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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