He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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