youre lurking in front of me
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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