Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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